phone calls

I hate it when you need to reach your mother and she will not answer her phone. Then when she calls you back she acts all innocent. Like NO YOU IGNORED ME I KNOW YOU DID. It is happening right now I called my mom like 26 times, left her 3 voice mails and 8 text messages. She is either dead or going to be. On the other hadn't if you miss a phone call from your mom you return it right away without any hesitation. My mom just will not answer it to save her life and it will kill me. Like what if I was trapped in a burning car with a serial killer coming after me. WHAT NOW MOM, MY LAST ACTIONS IS TO CALL YOU AND YOU DON'T ANSWER. Rude. just saying.

Parenting

Today I want to talk about the difference of being a parent and giving birth. The major difference is unconditional love and being there through tough times. The difference of having a kid and being a kid is a slim line too. I even though I love my dad never had a strong figure in my life, while my other two did. I did have a good relationship with my mom. However with my mom it was more of being friends than a parent. I am however a parent to my little brother showing him right from wrong and being able to make sure he has everything that he wants. That is what I think a parent is. Always thinking of them before yourself and making sure they are set before doing whatever you need to do. That I what I do for him and that is what I will do if ever have kids. (unlikely I will though)

Talking

You know when you are in a bad mood and every sound pisses you off to the extreme? Yeah thats me everyday, all day.  Like I can handle a little chit chatter but like loud conversation, I can not stand it.

CLothing pt 5

The real reason  I want new clothing is because my girlfriend has this thing for new clothing. WAIT WHAT LAMEO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!? WELL YES I DO SO BACK OFF. I need hair though, mine looks like it ate a small kit and refuses to poop. I have constipated hair. That is why its so big and ugly and it effects my clothing. Oh by the way I LOOK SMOKIN TODAY. YO MAMA THINKS SOOOOO. AYEEEE JUST JOKING. But for real I am looking good today.

Clothing pt 4

Got any Raisins? No? How about a date? *drum roll with the chiming sound* OK. So someone asked what my style was and guess what it is!?! Sweaters and jeans or pj/sweats. Its the comfy life for all. Oh and what type of shoes you may ask? TAN COMFY MACCONSONS that give you no arch support and ruins your feet. THE BOMB ONE EYY. I keep trying to find a yo mama joke in that but I cant find one and you guys expect it, sorry. But I hope that pick up line does justice. Read part 5 of clothing later today!!!!! Have a great day!!!!!!

Clothing pt 3

Yo mama is so old she used to babysit Dumbeldore! WADDUP X 3. I didn't even wait to insult your mom. I read that on a "yo mama joke website." Back to my clothing. I found a fat suit. I want it. I consider it clothing. I found it for 40 dollars and I want it so bad. I wish I was fat. Right now I am a stick thin guy that still can fit in kids clothing. My life is pretty pathetic. BUT I do get my clothing for cheaper. SO I DO NOT MIND, AND FASHION IS NICE OVER AT THE WALMART. Just joking most of the clothing is ugly. It makes you look like you are in a potato suit. I hate that I shop there. Just joking. I just wish I could at least afford Target. Ok I know this one is not that funny minus the yo mama joke but read in next time on Clothing part 4!!!!!

Clothing pt. 2

I do not want more friends though. People are so dumb and lame, LIKE YOUR MOM WHADDUP X 2. This time I am not apologizing. NOW back to my clothing issues. Right now I am wearing this butt ugly sweater and some HOT tan pants, but I would rather wear this hamburger sweater. If I had that sweater I would make everyone call me the HAMBURGERLER. That is the dream. Jacob The Hamburgler. There is another one with skittles all over it and then my pick up line would be "wanna taste the rainbow?" AYYYYYYYE. Thats enough for this PART TWO OF CLOTHING!!!!! COME BACK AND READ THE NEXT PART.

Clothing

Springbreak

This springbreak will be amazing, I have my paycheck and my girlfriend will be in town.

Clothing

I need new sweaters and jeans. All mine are dumb and gross just like your mom. WHADDUP. Just joking. I don't know your mom. But whatever.  However I do need new clothing because I am actually pretty hot, but I wear ugly clothing cause the right ones are to much money. #walmartshopper. Wow I am so funny today. I should have more friends.
To be CONINUED

phone

I HATE PHONES. They ruined communication, relationships and friendship. They took out actually having to talk to people and then you ruin your social skills, and speaking skills. Now a day people have issues talking to people because now they just text, tweet, and IM. Instead of actually talking with people, and getting to know them. I hate everything about technology.

Pokemon

Fear

My biggest fear is a peculiar one. I am not afraid of spiders or the darkness. I am however afraid of oblivion. I am terrified of being forgotten, through time. I am afraid 25 years from now I will not have contributed anything to society. Like I said normal life doesn't frighten me. Spiders have a purpose, and the darkness is only an effect of a light source being covered. Oblivion however is being unaware of what is happening or what happened. I do not want people to forget me.I want to be able to walk throughout the world leaving traces of me. Writing a paper that is published in science note books. Being the best in field when I am older, that when people are leaning the profession they study me. Thinking about how I have a huge chance of no one remembering me when I die scares me so much.

My Poems

People say that humans possess no hell within us.

However we all age, and die.

Isn't that hell enough?

One day you will look back

and be proud of your mistakes.

I hear people say “you always have choices.”

But they were mistaken.

If you’re are in love, then you don’t.

Love takes choice out of the equation.

You know how if you break us down, we are all just trillions of atoms? What if the planets, stars, moons, asteroids, and the different galaxies are God’s atoms? What if we make up Gods entity, his being? Just a thought.

good bye childhood

Good-bye Innocents.

My childhood was anything but normal. When I was growing up I had to deal with fighting parents, unpaid bills, and two brothers who are were exact opposite of me. I had to deal with bullies, and I had to face my inner demons. When I first realized I was not a child anymore was in fourth grade. Fourth grade was when my parents had their first big fight. My parents were planning on getting a divorced. Our house became a battlefield that I wanted to escape. In fourth grade my parents were acting more like kids than grown ups. The only thing I could count on was them paying the bill. Fourth grade was when I realized what the world actually was, a war zone. I saw how everyone was trying to get ahead of everyone else in life, I also saw how there was more pain than love in the world. For a fourth grader it was just a lot to see. Some nights I would go to bed hungry because I would give my two brothers my portion of the food because they were still hungry. On other nights I would just lay in my bed and listen to my parents fight. I can remember wondering how two people who loved each other so much could say such hateful words to one another. With all of this I was also facing my inner demons. I thought somehow if I did not exist then they would love each other again. I thought they were fighting because they were having money issues and if they had one last child they could finally have the life they wanted. Fourth grade is seen as the last year you have complete freedom, and no responsibilities and yet, I had plenty.

Late nights with no talks,

This is about those late nights that you stay up all night doing nothing, but for some reason you can not fall asleep. Then you let your brain wander and it leads you to weird places like when the world will end and if you finished all you homework or what a cat mixed with a dog would look like. Well That is happening to me today and I just thought "HEY LETS BLOG". Maybe that can be a new song. You know the worst named songs are always the catchiest. The song could go:
"Its 2 am
an no one is uuuup
ohhhhhh
Your brain is wanderer and there is nothing you can doooo
So then you have a though
and BAM
NOW YOU ARE BLOGOGOGGING
HEY LETS ALL BLOG
OH I WONT GIVE UP ON MY BLOG
OH HEY LETS BLOG"
Wow what a good song. It just seems so catchy right?
Wow that was really really bad sorry about that. I will do better next time I write a song on blogging. Well since I already wrote a song today I am going to try and sleep so GOOD BYE MY FEW FOLLOWERS.

 

Don't know what to write.

I really do not know what to write so I am going to write a short story.

Once upon a time there was a needy little girl that was stuck up about life. She looked down upon everyone who smoked, drunk, and had did drugs. She was despised throughout the land. Then one day an outsider of her kingdom came alond. He was the anti-good guy. He never heard of the little girl. He went to the castle and the girl met answered the girl. She fell for his good looks immedently. He did the same. When she found he did all that she learn that love means dealing with flaws. 

Yesterday

If you haven't realized I am very opinionated and usually people do not like me. I am always saying things that get all different looks and what not but yesterday I was out and about. We (me and my lovely friends) sat in the circle and ate sandwiches. We also talked about current issues like the almost outbreak of World War 3, and also where New richmond was. It was fun. Then I dropped everyone off and went to Walmart, Target, picked up my mom and then went out for a little bit. It was a very plea sent day. Oh and someone hit my car but it is AY-OK. But what I am trying to get at is, you might be a horrible person but someone will think your cons are actually your pros and when you rant about facts that no one cares about they will pretend to listen and act interested. The End

ALC

Today I was asked why the ALC was a better learning environment than traditional schooling. My answer is the teachers. I am not meaning all of them because some are still dick heads, but most are easy going and actually care about you. They know what is going on in your life and you know what is happening in theirs. You actually get to enjoy learning as well. They get to know you well enough to know how to teach you, and they find ways that you will actually do the work and still get credit. Instead of typing boring papers that no one will ever read, you can get English credit for blogging so this is perfect school.

Love

Honestly everyone has that image of the perfect girl, with the perfect scene  Well I have pictured the perfect meal. Honestly people have to get their heads out of their butts and realize there will always another girl and same with girls. They have this isllutsion that you need another person to make you happy. The truth is, you can only make yourself happy. I find it a little rediculious when there are people 16-18 that are like "they are the love of my life". I just stare at them. You haven't met a fraction of the people you are going to meet yet. So in gods name do you know if this person is the "one". Another thing, the whole the "one" thing is a peice of crap. You brain produces chemicals like testosterone, estrogen, dopamine. So just like all chemical reactions it will soon fade and you will go back to normal.

PETS

I have always loved animals. When I was little I was really into all animals. Then I grew up I realized animals are stinky and gross. However I would love a giraffe. I would put a stale on him and ride him to school. You would need tall green trees so he could eat, and enough room for him to run around. I love them. They are tall and orange with poka dots. Who would not like them? They live for many years so I can have a friend for live. Me and my giraffe.<3<3

If I had $200 dollars

If I had 200 dollars I would buy this. A 8 foot by 4 foot mat so I can do gymnastics in my basement. Only for fun because I stopped that when I destroyed my foot.  But think of how fun that would be. doing cool flips in the air and landing on a soft mat. SO MUCH FUN.
and then for the other ten dollars I would buy a smoothie. Two of them because one only coast five dollars. So my life would be complete.

This Pennies for Patients was life altering. It taught me to give back to the community. Even though I only gave $1.75. I participated in promoting the corporation. Pennies for Patients is about finding a cure for leukemia. You can go and support it, the information is below. http://www.schoolandyouth.org/school/Controller?action=loadContent&itemid=91060 

Worst Movie in the World

The worst movie in the world is a movie called Rubber. Now get your mind out of the gutter. It is about a tire that kills people. There was a lack in the plot and character development. When I say lack I mean there wasn't any at all. However I did watch the whole movie, even though it was horrible. They had no point in the movie and they did not contribute anything to society. So basically the movie was useless and dumb. Please never ever ever watch it. You will regret it.

Today in class we had to write about our favorite song, for me it was really hard. Unlike the usual people of this generation, I don't like music. I do listen to a few songs but I am not a music nut. So here is a my favorite song. It is from MGMT and it is fun and enjoyable. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

All along the western front
People line up to receive
She got the power in her hand
To shock you like you won't believe
Saw her in the amazon
With the voltage running through her skin
Standing there with nothing on
She gonna teach me how to swim

I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
You turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

All along the eastern shore
Put your circuits in the sea
This is what the world is for
Making electricity
You can feel it in your mind
Oh you can do it all the time
Plug it in and change the world
You are my electric girl

Said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now

HEY THIS IS ME

Before we go into this crazy world of you following my every thought; I think you would like to know who I am. I am Jacob Kisling and I have lived for 16 years and life has not been fair to me. I grew up in the East St Paul with my lovely mother, father, and two brothers (Trevor the older one and Isaac is younger). Even though I lived in St. Paul I went to White Bear Lake aka Worst place ever. I went there from preschool too eight grade, but through out that whole time I was bullied and misunderstood  In eight grade a horrific accident happened and I was ran over by a truck saving a beautiful women. From being hit by a truck I broke my heel, hip, shoulder bone, and cracked open my skull. So basically I was a hot mess. Emphases on the word hot. From that day I have moved too 5 high schools, my parents got divorce and I became a dad to my little brother. 16 and a Dad, watch out MTV here I come.
After the whole fiasco of my parents regain their independence and stopped wallowing in their self pity, I went to my first high school, AFSA. In ninth grade I realized that I was intelligent and was advanced in math and science. In 10th grade I went back to White Bear, North Campus, and left after two months because they engraved faggot into my locker, even though I wasn't gay. I went back to AFSA and ever since then I bounced around.