Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Love


Honestly everyone has that image of the perfect girl, with the perfect scene  Well I have pictured the perfect meal. Honestly people have to get their heads out of their butts and realize there will always another girl and same with girls. They have this isllutsion that you need another person to make you happy. The truth is, you can only make yourself happy. I find it a little rediculious when there are people 16-18 that are like "they are the love of my life". I just stare at them. You haven't met a fraction of the people you are going to meet yet. So in gods name do you know if this person is the "one". Another thing, the whole the "one" thing is a peice of crap. You brain produces chemicals like testosteroneestrogen, dopamine. So just like all chemical reactions it will soon fade and you will go back to normal.

PETS

I have always loved animals. When I was little I was really into all animals. Then I grew up I realized animals are stinky and gross. However I would love a giraffe. I would put a stale on him and ride him to school. You would need tall green trees so he could eat, and enough room for him to run around. I love them. They are tall and orange with poka dots. Who would not like them? They live for many years so I can have a friend for live. Me and my giraffe.<3<3

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

If I had $200 dollars



If I had 200 dollars I would buy this. A 8 foot by 4 foot mat so I can do gymnastics in my basement. Only for fun because I stopped that when I destroyed my foot.  But think of how fun that would be. doing cool flips in the air and landing on a soft mat. SO MUCH FUN.
and then for the other ten dollars I would buy a smoothie. Two of them because one only coast five dollars. So my life would be complete.

Friday, February 14, 2014

This Pennies for Patients was life altering. It taught me to give back to the community. Even though I only gave $1.75. I participated in promoting the corporation. Pennies for Patients is about finding a cure for leukemia. You can go and support it, the information is below. http://www.schoolandyouth.org/school/Controller?action=loadContent&itemid=91060 

Worst Movie in the World

The worst movie in the world is a movie called Rubber. Now get your mind out of the gutter. It is about a tire that kills people. There was a lack in the plot and character development. When I say lack I mean there wasn't any at all. However I did watch the whole movie, even though it was horrible. They had no point in the movie and they did not contribute anything to society. So basically the movie was useless and dumb. Please never ever ever watch it. You will regret it.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Today in class we had to write about our favorite song, for me it was really hard. Unlike the usual people of this generation, I don't like music. I do listen to a few songs but I am not a music nut. So here is a my favorite song. It is from MGMT and it is fun and enjoyable. 


All along the western front
People line up to receive
She got the power in her hand
To shock you like you won't believe
Saw her in the amazon
With the voltage running through her skin
Standing there with nothing on
She gonna teach me how to swim

I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
You turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

All along the eastern shore
Put your circuits in the sea
This is what the world is for
Making electricity
You can feel it in your mind
Oh you can do it all the time
Plug it in and change the world
You are my electric girl

Said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel
I said ooh girl
Shock me like an electric eel
Baby girl
Turn me on with your electric feel

Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now
Do what you feel now
Electric feel now

Monday, February 10, 2014

HEY THIS IS ME

Before we go into this crazy world of you following my every thought; I think you would like to know who I am. I am Jacob Kisling and I have lived for 16 years and life has not been fair to me. I grew up in the East St Paul with my lovely mother, father, and two brothers (Trevor the older one and Isaac is younger). Even though I lived in St. Paul I went to White Bear Lake aka Worst place ever. I went there from preschool too eight grade, but through out that whole time I was bullied and misunderstood  In eight grade a horrific accident happened and I was ran over by a truck saving a beautiful women. From being hit by a truck I broke my heel, hip, shoulder bone, and cracked open my skull. So basically I was a hot mess. Emphases on the word hot. From that day I have moved too 5 high schools, my parents got divorce and I became a dad to my little brother. 16 and a Dad, watch out MTV here I come.
After the whole fiasco of my parents regain their independence and stopped wallowing in their self pity, I went to my first high school, AFSA. In ninth grade I realized that I was intelligent and was advanced in math and science. In 10th grade I went back to White Bear, North Campus, and left after two months because they engraved faggot into my locker, even though I wasn't gay. I went back to AFSA and ever since then I bounced around.