phone calls

I hate it when you need to reach your mother and she will not answer her phone. Then when she calls you back she acts all innocent. Like NO YOU IGNORED ME I KNOW YOU DID. It is happening right now I called my mom like 26 times, left her 3 voice mails and 8 text messages. She is either dead or going to be. On the other hadn't if you miss a phone call from your mom you return it right away without any hesitation. My mom just will not answer it to save her life and it will kill me. Like what if I was trapped in a burning car with a serial killer coming after me. WHAT NOW MOM, MY LAST ACTIONS IS TO CALL YOU AND YOU DON'T ANSWER. Rude. just saying.

Parenting

Today I want to talk about the difference of being a parent and giving birth. The major difference is unconditional love and being there through tough times. The difference of having a kid and being a kid is a slim line too. I even though I love my dad never had a strong figure in my life, while my other two did. I did have a good relationship with my mom. However with my mom it was more of being friends than a parent. I am however a parent to my little brother showing him right from wrong and being able to make sure he has everything that he wants. That is what I think a parent is. Always thinking of them before yourself and making sure they are set before doing whatever you need to do. That I what I do for him and that is what I will do if ever have kids. (unlikely I will though)

Talking

You know when you are in a bad mood and every sound pisses you off to the extreme? Yeah thats me everyday, all day.  Like I can handle a little chit chatter but like loud conversation, I can not stand it.

CLothing pt 5

The real reason  I want new clothing is because my girlfriend has this thing for new clothing. WAIT WHAT LAMEO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!? WELL YES I DO SO BACK OFF. I need hair though, mine looks like it ate a small kit and refuses to poop. I have constipated hair. That is why its so big and ugly and it effects my clothing. Oh by the way I LOOK SMOKIN TODAY. YO MAMA THINKS SOOOOO. AYEEEE JUST JOKING. But for real I am looking good today.

Clothing pt 4

Got any Raisins? No? How about a date? *drum roll with the chiming sound* OK. So someone asked what my style was and guess what it is!?! Sweaters and jeans or pj/sweats. Its the comfy life for all. Oh and what type of shoes you may ask? TAN COMFY MACCONSONS that give you no arch support and ruins your feet. THE BOMB ONE EYY. I keep trying to find a yo mama joke in that but I cant find one and you guys expect it, sorry. But I hope that pick up line does justice. Read part 5 of clothing later today!!!!! Have a great day!!!!!!

Clothing pt 3

Yo mama is so old she used to babysit Dumbeldore! WADDUP X 3. I didn't even wait to insult your mom. I read that on a "yo mama joke website." Back to my clothing. I found a fat suit. I want it. I consider it clothing. I found it for 40 dollars and I want it so bad. I wish I was fat. Right now I am a stick thin guy that still can fit in kids clothing. My life is pretty pathetic. BUT I do get my clothing for cheaper. SO I DO NOT MIND, AND FASHION IS NICE OVER AT THE WALMART. Just joking most of the clothing is ugly. It makes you look like you are in a potato suit. I hate that I shop there. Just joking. I just wish I could at least afford Target. Ok I know this one is not that funny minus the yo mama joke but read in next time on Clothing part 4!!!!!

Clothing pt. 2

I do not want more friends though. People are so dumb and lame, LIKE YOUR MOM WHADDUP X 2. This time I am not apologizing. NOW back to my clothing issues. Right now I am wearing this butt ugly sweater and some HOT tan pants, but I would rather wear this hamburger sweater. If I had that sweater I would make everyone call me the HAMBURGERLER. That is the dream. Jacob The Hamburgler. There is another one with skittles all over it and then my pick up line would be "wanna taste the rainbow?" AYYYYYYYE. Thats enough for this PART TWO OF CLOTHING!!!!! COME BACK AND READ THE NEXT PART.